poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

Step - Vampire Weekend

We were trying to make some living, breathing album art with this one." —Rostam

oessa:

Cancun Underwater Museum, Mexico. 21°11’59.4”N 86°42’45.4”W

badgoku14:

first rule of fight club…dont look at my fucking boner when we fight, rule two..dont talk about my baggy camo army pants they hide the boner

religiousmom:

butnotfreeman:

religiousmom:

the cigarette thing in the fault in our stars is so dumb you are wasting your money on an industry that is one of the largest causes of cancer just so you can make some lame ass far fetched metaphor

NO YOU ARE INCORRECT AND CLOSE MINDED ON SO MANY LEVELS

are you suggesting that it is close minded to say that cigarettes are a leading cause of cancer

I’m working on a new short story. I wrote the ending but I don’t know how it starts.